Found this "Face Analysis" program online a couple years ago and played
around with it a bit. Put in three different photos of me to see what
it would say. The really comical thing is that the analyses could not
have been more wrong. I mean, lacking in intelligence & ambition? Are
you kidding? What's this about being very low "gay factor"? And
I love the one that says I'm Middle Eastern. What's that they say
about being for "entertainment purposes only"?
You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as
much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the
ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can
lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen
to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather
gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be
judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes
your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social
status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your
long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working
hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything
important to chance.
You tend to be a perfectionist and
quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and
more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in
social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you
cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be
comfortable taking risks in social situations.
You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having
drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while
watching TV are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may
also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as
early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more
often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.
You don't particularly like your job but you do it without
complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is
essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with
your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your
earnings to match other peoples' possessions.
most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines
of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play
by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not
care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.
Your main drive is to be admired by those with similar interests
to you. Money and influence is not of your concern. You are
interested and may be active in certain political movements which
you consider to be moral. You may act or dress in a unique way to
reflect your eccentric personality. Your emotions fluctuate fairly
often resulting in you going through incredible highs and
devastating lows. When someone is attacking you personally you tend
to ignore them, for you do not like to argue with those who you
consider to be barbaric. You may however simply be fearful and
timid. You generally enjoy interacting with other and have some
You may enjoy using drugs to escape reality
and explore different perspectives. You spend much of your time
doing what you love. You are employed for the sole reason of
sustaining yourself. You may even be unemployed. But you may be
great at your passion and making good money off of it.